RANDOM QUOTES

Yes all of these things actually came out of peoples mouths!

"I named my orgasm Dr. O, here comes Dr. O!"

"You can probably see it is still red in the hole"

*Sneeze* "Whoa, everything went dark there for a second"
"Did you close your eyes when you sneezed Hun?"

"I got my dildo on!"

"I started choking and it fell out!"

"I can taste the tea bags in the tea. you know, the beans."

*Trying to rap* "I had you on the cross den put you on my bed spread open your legs and made you give me head"
"Damn your fucked up, from the cross to the bed?!?!?"
"I don't know it was the first thing i could think of."

"I love you all three the both!"

"Its 11 and onion?!? I meant under.."

"He disappeared out of nowhere!"

"I cant do that with my left hand!" (You had to be there LMAO)

"I am not going to do a monologue from Helen Keller"
"Well duh i mean she was mute!"

"One time someone was singing a song on American Idol and i was all like OH MY GOD that song is from the land before time, and sure enough Ryan Seacrest said and that was a classic from the lion king, and i was like I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!!!"
"WAIT WHAT, Lion King?!?"
"Did I say lion king, ugh, you know what i meant"

CONCERT.

I WENT TO THE PANIC AT THE DISCO CONCERT!!!!!!
Road trip to Estero, Florida was uber fun!
We made new friends at the concert and were offered to go smoke out with some member of New Found Glory! Of course we declined and just went with our new friends to Applebee's had a nice dinner and amazing conversations! Afterwords we headed to my sisters place to crash and me and AJ randomly died our hair red the next day! haha! Good times!

Cupids Darts.

The way you look at her I wished you'd look at me
Every time you talk to her it really spikes my jealousy
I do not want to like you
But, sad to say, I do
I do not want to lose you as a friend
I want to be there for you until the very end
I say you deserve more and you deserve better
Or is that my jealousy just trying to be clever
Sometimes all of this shit is a real blow to the heart
Almost like cupid missed me with his arrows and hit me with dart

Panic At The Disco!

Getting to Las Vegas - $200
Getting a slot machine in the middle of the desert - $1500
Hanging with your buds and not know whether the fucking thing next to you is a man or a woman - PRICELESS!!!