Ahh, Halloween

What a crazy holiday!
People dress up, run aroung like todlers, and all just for candy!
Well where there is a holiday, there are parties! And we ALL know how those go!
Again I am keeping this completely anonymous but it was so funny i thought i would share!

Last night, this morning rather, at 1:41 AM, i got a phone call... or shall we call it a drunk dial!
This child was partying a lil too hard! And was drivin home?!?
According to this person
"I.. wanted to.... stay...but...sleeping spots....uh...taken.."
Which is fine, this person wasnt driving far i am glad she called so i could listen out for nething (bad) to happen.
I told her
"Drive safely"
and got the reply
"I.. am.. driving in between... the.. white and.........yellow..lines..."
Here comes the good shit! This person got home!!!!
"I hope ... my mom... is asleep.... and i can make it....inside... i am rele tired...
...
...
UGH I just ran into... that car.."
This child steps out of her car and walks into the neighbors!
And when she got inside, she persisted on talking to her mom!!

YOU ARE WASTED, DONT TALK TO UR MOM!!!
LMAO!!!


GOOD TIMEZZ

I am glad she made it home safe!!

Ahh, Halloween!

I should prolly call her..(Major hangover I presume.)
:D