Bacon.

"You like Bacon right?"
"What's bacon?!?!?"
Seriously, what can I say?!? How do you live in this place called America and NOT know what bacon is!
Well this is coming out of the mouth of the girl who also said,
"Vienna Sausage looks like a 5 year olds tiny dick"
Really? I don't want to know why you are looking at 5 year olds dicks!
WOW!!
Pedophile much?!?
This chick is something else!

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Neways, lets move on to another story, I thought this one was cute!
A little girl walked up to one of her friends at school (4th grade)
"Hey did you hear about Aaliyah?"
"No, what?"
"She is going to leave the country, Obama won."

Aww... I remember how it was to be so young and innocent.