RANDOM QUOTES

Yes all of these things actually came out of peoples mouths!

"I named my orgasm Dr. O, here comes Dr. O!"

"You can probably see it is still red in the hole"

*Sneeze* "Whoa, everything went dark there for a second"
"Did you close your eyes when you sneezed Hun?"

"I got my dildo on!"

"I started choking and it fell out!"

"I can taste the tea bags in the tea. you know, the beans."

*Trying to rap* "I had you on the cross den put you on my bed spread open your legs and made you give me head"
"Damn your fucked up, from the cross to the bed?!?!?"
"I don't know it was the first thing i could think of."

"I love you all three the both!"

"Its 11 and onion?!? I meant under.."

"He disappeared out of nowhere!"

"I cant do that with my left hand!" (You had to be there LMAO)

"I am not going to do a monologue from Helen Keller"
"Well duh i mean she was mute!"

"One time someone was singing a song on American Idol and i was all like OH MY GOD that song is from the land before time, and sure enough Ryan Seacrest said and that was a classic from the lion king, and i was like I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!!!"
"WAIT WHAT, Lion King?!?"
"Did I say lion king, ugh, you know what i meant"